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Title: I dare you!
Story:   One of my buddies dared me to go say this to girl at the bar, "Girl is that a keg back there cuz I just want to tap that ass." So being as drunk as I was I walked up and said it with a big grin which she quickly slapped off. All I could hear was my buddies laughing…. at least I got a free beer out of it.  
   
Title: Is that your Daughter?
Story:   I once had this girl ask me out on a date and I was a lot older than her but I said yes anyway. We went to a baseball game at Coors field. We were holding hands and walking through the main gates where a man was giving out free ball caps. He handed one to my girl and then I asked for one and he said, " Sorry there only for the kids."  
   
Title: Drunk Date
Story:   I was dating a girl for a couple of months and we never once hung out with each other sober. Our whole relationship would start when we met up at a bar or party. Then one day she asked me if we were ever going to go on a real date and I said…..uh….no. I couldn't date her without my beer goggles on.  
   
Title: Opps…excuse me
Story:   I picked up a girl at the laundry mat once. I saw this hot girl when I walked in so I got a machine next to hers. I had a bunch of clothes in my arms and I was reaching in my pocket for some change. When all of a sudden I decided to drop all my change on the floor. She quickly started to help me pick up the change and I blamed it my hangover from last night. We then started to talk about partying and I invited her to one that I just decided to throw at that moment. She came to my spur of the moment party and we hooked up. It developed into a great sexual relationship……in fact that's all it was.  
   
Title: Mute Girl
Story:   One of my buddy hooked me up for a blind date with one of his girlfriends friends. So we did a double date and went bowling. This girl didn't say a f------ word the whole time we were on the date. Every time I asked her a question she would give me a one word answer. I was so mad that when we dropped her off I bitched out my friends girlfriend for setting me up with a mute. A week later my buddy calls me and tells me that she had a great time and wants to go out with me again. I told him I would sooner throw myself off a bridge.  
   
Title: Bad Start to an Even Worse Date
Story:   I had been hooking up with this girl for a couple of months, but I had never seen her sober. Going along with the evolution of relationships I wanted to go on a date with her to see what she was like when she wasn't drunk. So as not to put to much pressure on her I called her up to ask if she was hungry, but it sounded stupid: "Hey, do you want to go get some grub.......together?" how dumb, its not as if I was asking her to go eat without me. Somehow by the grace of god see accepted my invitation. I picked her up and took her to a little hole in the wall Mexican restaurant with great food. At dinner trying to have a conversation was like pulling teeth. I was so bored I was making my silverware talk! She was acting like she was to good for the restaurant, but refused, and refused again to let me pay for the meal. When we got to the car I said, "I'm taking you home, RIGHT!" she quickly replied yes and my date from hell was over. The moral of my story is never trade a hot piece of ass for the chance of having a hot girlfriend. If she wants it she'll let you know, besides its a lot cheaper!  
   
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